I am NOT the boy next door ...
If you are looking for the boy next door, you are on the wrong profile.
I’m the confident, educated, shirtless, muscular daddy mowing the lawn at the end of the cul-de-sac. I have an extra large tool that is sure to get the job done.
Sending a text will is the best way to get my attention.
Response time will vary, depending on the time of day, but a response will happen.
Discretion is a priority.